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Hammerite · 11-04-2009, 04:03 AM

^ stared at the schlongs.

Maquisard · 11-04-2009, 04:17 AM

^ schlonged the stairs.

Hammerite · 11-04-2009, 05:03 AM

^ is racist when playing golf, but a human rights activist at all other times (except when in Albany, which is where he regresses to his past life as a Viking badger-buggerer).

tsa · 11-04-2009, 05:03 AM

^ snogged the chairs.

rlpw · 11-04-2009, 07:27 PM

^Is First seed in the Snogolympics.

Not A Speck Of Cereal · 11-04-2009, 08:43 PM

^wants to date a weiner man

Maquisard · 11-05-2009, 12:37 AM

^ Is wiener men's pimp.

Intense Degree · 11-06-2009, 06:13 AM

^ Pimps Men's Weiners

Maquisard · 11-06-2009, 06:42 AM

^ weens men off pimples.

Trunkyo · 11-06-2009, 09:29 AM

^ Is known to laugh so hard that he sometimes "sharts".

Maquisard · 11-06-2009, 09:49 AM

^ gets a hard-on from knowing someone has sharted.

< has once puked from laughing too hard. To an image of a bear whose ass fur got shot off.

Hammerite · 11-06-2009, 10:45 AM

^ once shart so much that he opened a black hole and reversed the polarity of everything.
He was a bit embarrassed.

Maquisard · 11-06-2009, 11:26 AM

^ hi son.

Trunkyo · 11-06-2009, 08:13 PM

^ Runs through the city streets singing "(I'm Just A) Love Machine" at the top of his lungs.

Hammerite · 11-07-2009, 04:57 AM

^ his bone's got a little machine.

Trunkyo · 11-07-2009, 12:03 PM

^ Even gets embarrassed when female-voiced automated bank machines talk to him.

Maquisard · 11-07-2009, 12:30 PM

^ Dry humps his GPS device because of its sexy female voice.

rlpw · 11-07-2009, 03:59 PM

^Has all the brothels within 200KM programmed into GPS

bulldog · 11-07-2009, 05:15 PM

^ has a GPS that only talk in German

tsa · 11-07-2009, 09:29 PM

^ needs a GPS to find her way in her house.

11-04-2009, 04:03 AM	#9841
Hammerite weird swirly guitar Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Over there. Posts: 1,232	^ stared at the schlongs. __________________ The bin is a place for household rubbish, not beloved pets!

11-04-2009, 04:17 AM	#9842
Maquisard Citizen of Bizarro World Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Htrae Posts: 1,121	^ schlonged the stairs. __________________ By no rocket’s blue shade am no shells dead down there, Gave no proof all day long that the flag was unwhere! No say does am spar-strangled shroud hang limply! Under land of no free! Am us home coward-leeee! ~Excerpt from the Bizarro Anthem

11-04-2009, 05:03 AM	#9843
Hammerite weird swirly guitar Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Over there. Posts: 1,232	^ is racist when playing golf, but a human rights activist at all other times (except when in Albany, which is where he regresses to his past life as a Viking badger-buggerer). __________________ The bin is a place for household rubbish, not beloved pets!

11-04-2009, 07:27 PM	#9845
rlpw Creepy Father Figure Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Dammit! Posts: 51	^Is First seed in the Snogolympics. __________________ The Nature Conservancy www.soulpancake.com www.ted.com Twitter

11-04-2009, 08:43 PM	#9846
Not A Speck Of Cereal Stay young: [censored] Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 130	^wants to date a weiner man __________________ People don't wear enough hats.

11-04-2009, 05:03 AM	#9844
tsa Custom User Title Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Netherlands Posts: 1,021	^ snogged the chairs.

11-05-2009, 12:37 AM	#9847
Maquisard Citizen of Bizarro World Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Htrae Posts: 1,121	^ Is wiener men's pimp. __________________ By no rocket’s blue shade am no shells dead down there, Gave no proof all day long that the flag was unwhere! No say does am spar-strangled shroud hang limply! Under land of no free! Am us home coward-leeee! ~Excerpt from the Bizarro Anthem

11-06-2009, 06:13 AM	#9848
Intense Degree Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: London Posts: 32	^ Pimps Men's Weiners

11-06-2009, 06:42 AM	#9849
Maquisard Citizen of Bizarro World Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Htrae Posts: 1,121	^ weens men off pimples. __________________ By no rocket’s blue shade am no shells dead down there, Gave no proof all day long that the flag was unwhere! No say does am spar-strangled shroud hang limply! Under land of no free! Am us home coward-leeee! ~Excerpt from the Bizarro Anthem

11-06-2009, 09:29 AM	#9850
Trunkyo C & D 4 U Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: London Jr. Posts: 297	^ Is known to laugh so hard that he sometimes "sharts". __________________ Me and you and gurgling green goo (what's left of a dog named Boo). Now playing: So Blonde, AGON: The Mysterious Codex, Legend of Kyrandia 3: Malcolm's Revenge, Post Mortem Now replaying: Dreamfall Recently finished: Atlantis Evolution, Secrets of Atlantis

11-06-2009, 09:49 AM	#9851
Maquisard Citizen of Bizarro World Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Htrae Posts: 1,121	^ gets a hard-on from knowing someone has sharted. < has once puked from laughing too hard. To an image of a bear whose ass fur got shot off. __________________ By no rocket’s blue shade am no shells dead down there, Gave no proof all day long that the flag was unwhere! No say does am spar-strangled shroud hang limply! Under land of no free! Am us home coward-leeee! ~Excerpt from the Bizarro Anthem

11-06-2009, 10:45 AM	#9852
Hammerite weird swirly guitar Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Over there. Posts: 1,232	^ once shart so much that he opened a black hole and reversed the polarity of everything. He was a bit embarrassed. __________________ The bin is a place for household rubbish, not beloved pets!

11-06-2009, 11:26 AM	#9853
Maquisard Citizen of Bizarro World Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Htrae Posts: 1,121	^ hi son. __________________ By no rocket’s blue shade am no shells dead down there, Gave no proof all day long that the flag was unwhere! No say does am spar-strangled shroud hang limply! Under land of no free! Am us home coward-leeee! ~Excerpt from the Bizarro Anthem

11-06-2009, 08:13 PM	#9854
Trunkyo C & D 4 U Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: London Jr. Posts: 297	^ Runs through the city streets singing "(I'm Just A) Love Machine" at the top of his lungs. __________________ Me and you and gurgling green goo (what's left of a dog named Boo). Now playing: So Blonde, AGON: The Mysterious Codex, Legend of Kyrandia 3: Malcolm's Revenge, Post Mortem Now replaying: Dreamfall Recently finished: Atlantis Evolution, Secrets of Atlantis

11-07-2009, 04:57 AM	#9855
Hammerite weird swirly guitar Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Over there. Posts: 1,232	^ his bone's got a little machine. __________________ The bin is a place for household rubbish, not beloved pets!

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11-07-2009, 12:03 PM	#9856
Trunkyo C & D 4 U Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: London Jr. Posts: 297	^ Even gets embarrassed when female-voiced automated bank machines talk to him. __________________ Me and you and gurgling green goo (what's left of a dog named Boo). Now playing: So Blonde, AGON: The Mysterious Codex, Legend of Kyrandia 3: Malcolm's Revenge, Post Mortem Now replaying: Dreamfall Recently finished: Atlantis Evolution, Secrets of Atlantis

11-07-2009, 12:30 PM	#9857
Maquisard Citizen of Bizarro World Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Htrae Posts: 1,121	^ Dry humps his GPS device because of its sexy female voice. __________________ By no rocket’s blue shade am no shells dead down there, Gave no proof all day long that the flag was unwhere! No say does am spar-strangled shroud hang limply! Under land of no free! Am us home coward-leeee! ~Excerpt from the Bizarro Anthem

11-07-2009, 03:59 PM	#9858
rlpw Creepy Father Figure Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Dammit! Posts: 51	^Has all the brothels within 200KM programmed into GPS __________________ The Nature Conservancy www.soulpancake.com www.ted.com Twitter

11-07-2009, 05:15 PM	#9859
bulldog Second Degree Black Belt Join Date: May 2006 Location: Georgia Posts: 91	^ has a GPS that only talk in German __________________ Lord make my words as sweet as honey, for tomorrow I may have to eat them.

11-07-2009, 09:29 PM	#9860
tsa Custom User Title Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Netherlands Posts: 1,021	^ needs a GPS to find her way in her house.