"I thought I'd killed the Ghost Pirate LeChuck for good. Wrong. How many times can that bloated old fool die? Other pirates tell me there's no escape. "When LeChuck wants you dead, you're dead," they say. Legend has it that the treasure of Big Whoop holds the key to great power... I must find it before LeChuck finds me. — Excerpted from The Memoirs of Guybrush Threepwood, the Monkey Island Years"