Thread Must Diet!

*stepurhan* · 09-08-2006, 01:16 PM

Post something you're certain will make this thread lose weight. Last person to post is the winner.

lumi · 09-08-2006, 01:40 PM

Wouldn't posting add weight to the thread?

bulldog · 09-08-2006, 01:54 PM

I thought I was seeing things (Diet) I'm so a custom to looking for Die....wow what a shock !

AFGNCAAP · 09-08-2006, 02:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stepurhan

Last person to post is the winner.

(1) In what timespan?

(2) And will win what?

I Love Cookiemonster · 09-08-2006, 03:05 PM

If i would post here the tread would gain about 100 kg. so i'm not going to

Giligan · 09-08-2006, 03:07 PM

Technically, doesn't getting posting in make this thread fatter?

*Melanie68* · 09-08-2006, 03:09 PM

Poor thread. It's going to have body image issues. What is this society coming to?

Hammerite · 09-08-2006, 10:44 PM

As long as the Thread has a balanced diet of posts and exercises regularly he/she will be fine.

Hammerite · 09-08-2006, 10:45 PM

WAIT!
We dont want the Thread to diet!
We can use his/her new bodily worries to kill him!
MWAHAHAHA!

*stepurhan* · 09-09-2006, 05:06 AM

It is morally wrong. Threads should be comfortable with the post count they have. I blame this modern trend for having model threads that only take on one word per post.

It's time to stand up for threads that have proper threadly curves.

Spoiler:
You are all aware this is a spoof thread as per this suggestion in Thread Must Die!, right?

EDIT Posting links in spoilers works really well doesn't it?

AFGNCAAP · 09-09-2006, 09:08 AM

I'm gonna place a (kind of lax) 2 day limit on this. If this thread doesn't gain weight for two days, then the last post wins.

bulldog · 09-09-2006, 11:47 AM

I see our new "thread friend" is starting to pick up some weight. I wonder if I was to kiss it in that special place would it grow? hmmmm....I'll try anything once .... almost anything

Hammerite · 09-09-2006, 01:03 PM

get a room!

Giligan · 09-09-2006, 01:04 PM

But what makes a thread "fat"?

Hammerite · 09-09-2006, 01:06 PM

McDONALDS!!!
BURGER KING!!
KFC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and other such EEEEEVIL THINGS

Giligan · 09-09-2006, 01:08 PM

No, posts are the only things that can really make the thread fat. Naturally, most posts in this section of the AG forums qualify as evil, so there you go.

Hammerite · 09-09-2006, 01:16 PM

McDonalds do a Quarter Pounder with posts (large, medium or small)
Burger King do a Kingsized Whopper (ooh-er!) Post (like that guy who did the Still Life murderer thing)
and KFC do Fingerlickin' Posts! (theyre fingerlickin' good!)
............................................^ this is also sexual!

Giligan · 09-09-2006, 01:17 PM

Have you taken your pills today?

Hammerite · 09-09-2006, 01:19 PM

Yes, that's the problem though.

Spoiler:
for the concerned: I'm not really a druggie just so you know

bulldog · 09-10-2006, 07:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hammerite

get a room!

bite me !!!!

09-08-2006, 01:16 PM	#1
stepurhan Freeware Co-ordinator Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: South East England. Posts: 7,309	Thread Must Diet! Post something you're certain will make this thread lose weight. Last person to post is the winner. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ No Nonsense Nonsonnets #43 Cold Topic A thread most controversial, that’s what I want to start Full of impassioned arguments, of posting from the heart And for this stimulation all will be thankful to me On come on everybody it won’t work if you agree

09-08-2006, 01:40 PM	#2
lumi Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Washington, USA Posts: 2,120	Wouldn't posting add weight to the thread? Share Share this post on Twitter

09-08-2006, 01:54 PM	#3
bulldog Second Degree Black Belt Join Date: May 2006 Location: Georgia Posts: 6,086	I thought I was seeing things (Diet) I'm so a custom to looking for Die....wow what a shock ! Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Lord make my words as sweet as honey, for tomorrow I may have to eat them. “Pretty badass and tough and won't take crap from anyone” -Squinky

09-08-2006, 03:05 PM	#5
I Love Cookiemonster Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Apeldoorn, The Netherlands Posts: 516	If i would post here the tread would gain about 100 kg. so i'm not going to Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Yeah I'm hung like planet pluto hard to see with the naked eye But if I crashed into uranus I would stick it where the sun don't shine Cause I'm kind of like Han Solo always stroking my own Wookie I'm the root of all that's evil yeah but you can call me Cookie

09-08-2006, 03:07 PM	#6
Giligan The Greater Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Kentucky Posts: 6,541	Technically, doesn't getting posting in make this thread fatter? Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Success is going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm. -Cliff Bleszinski

09-08-2006, 03:09 PM	#7
Melanie68 Super Moderator Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Ohio Posts: 8,907	Poor thread. It's going to have body image issues. What is this society coming to? Share Share this post on Twitter

09-08-2006, 10:44 PM	#8
Hammerite kamikaze hummingbirds Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Over there. Posts: 7,946	As long as the Thread has a balanced diet of posts and exercises regularly he/she will be fine. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ The bin is a place for household rubbish, not beloved pets!

09-08-2006, 10:45 PM	#9
Hammerite kamikaze hummingbirds Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Over there. Posts: 7,946	WAIT! We dont want the Thread to diet! We can use his/her new bodily worries to kill him! MWAHAHAHA! Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ The bin is a place for household rubbish, not beloved pets!

09-09-2006, 05:06 AM	#10
stepurhan Freeware Co-ordinator Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: South East England. Posts: 7,309	It is morally wrong. Threads should be comfortable with the post count they have. I blame this modern trend for having model threads that only take on one word per post. It's time to stand up for threads that have proper threadly curves. Spoiler: You are all aware this is a spoof thread as per this suggestion in Thread Must Die!, right? EDIT Posting links in spoilers works really well doesn't it? Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ No Nonsense Nonsonnets #43 Cold Topic A thread most controversial, that’s what I want to start Full of impassioned arguments, of posting from the heart And for this stimulation all will be thankful to me On come on everybody it won’t work if you agree

09-09-2006, 09:08 AM	#11
AFGNCAAP Dungeon Master Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Poland Posts: 4,152	I'm gonna place a (kind of lax) 2 day limit on this. If this thread doesn't gain weight for two days, then the last post wins. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ What's happening? Wh... Where am I?

09-09-2006, 11:47 AM	#12
bulldog Second Degree Black Belt Join Date: May 2006 Location: Georgia Posts: 6,086	I see our new "thread friend" is starting to pick up some weight. I wonder if I was to kiss it in that special place would it grow? hmmmm....I'll try anything once .... almost anything Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Lord make my words as sweet as honey, for tomorrow I may have to eat them. “Pretty badass and tough and won't take crap from anyone” -Squinky

09-09-2006, 01:03 PM	#13
Hammerite kamikaze hummingbirds Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Over there. Posts: 7,946	get a room! Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ The bin is a place for household rubbish, not beloved pets!

09-09-2006, 01:04 PM	#14
Giligan The Greater Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Kentucky Posts: 6,541	But what makes a thread "fat"? Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Success is going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm. -Cliff Bleszinski

09-09-2006, 01:06 PM	#15
Hammerite kamikaze hummingbirds Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Over there. Posts: 7,946	McDONALDS!!! BURGER KING!! KFC!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and other such EEEEEVIL THINGS Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ The bin is a place for household rubbish, not beloved pets!

09-09-2006, 01:08 PM	#16
Giligan The Greater Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Kentucky Posts: 6,541	No, posts are the only things that can really make the thread fat. Naturally, most posts in this section of the AG forums qualify as evil, so there you go. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Success is going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm. -Cliff Bleszinski

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09-09-2006, 01:16 PM	#17
Hammerite kamikaze hummingbirds Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Over there. Posts: 7,946	McDonalds do a Quarter Pounder with posts (large, medium or small) Burger King do a Kingsized Whopper (ooh-er!) Post (like that guy who did the Still Life murderer thing) and KFC do Fingerlickin' Posts! (theyre fingerlickin' good!) ............................................^ this is also sexual! Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ The bin is a place for household rubbish, not beloved pets!

09-09-2006, 01:17 PM	#18
Giligan The Greater Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Kentucky Posts: 6,541	Have you taken your pills today? Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Success is going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm. -Cliff Bleszinski

09-09-2006, 01:19 PM	#19
Hammerite kamikaze hummingbirds Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Over there. Posts: 7,946	Yes, that's the problem though. Spoiler: for the concerned: I'm not really a druggie just so you know Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ The bin is a place for household rubbish, not beloved pets!